Tuesday, June 3, 2008
things i could have gotten for free on craigslist today:
1. upright piano for my living room, which also serves as a much needed storage unit.
2. doghouse with modern graffiti-style tag on the roof.
3. they tell me this is a swimming pool. i measured my living room, and i can fit a 12' diameter pool in there. people think i am joking about getting a pool, but i am not.
4. second piano, for my bedroom.
5. jacuzzi, with a cover! this will go in my bedroom.
6. the boat i've been needing for weekend trips
out of the city.